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Welcome to my Sunday
I’m not going to lie or be modest: I make way more money than I deserve from writing about pretend willies. This affords me opportunities every now and then to act like a big kid, and that’s how I...
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Or Hatless
Perhaps you know Annie Player. Perhaps you don’t. If you don’t, she’s an evil genius who will make you laugh harder than you can possibly imagine. This is the hat she edited for me.
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On Happiness
Sex without intimacy is just masturbation. I said this on twitter recently, it was retweeted by 24 people and criticised by one. Yet I found myself stewing on that criticism for a number of days – I...
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Who In Their Right Mind…
…thought these condoms were a good idea? Who thought that these were what London was missing? Who got paid for this idea? Shit like this winds me up no end.
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Jamie Oliver’s Willy
Here is a picture of Jamie Oliver’s willy and sperms. (I didn’t know whether to go to the gym or add willies to photos of celebrities in Microsoft Paint. This is the result.)
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Holly Revell’s Shoot
I’ll be up front about this; I’m WAY behind with this blog. I have posts to write and not the minutes in which to write them. But sit tight, because I have a treat for you, to reward your patience....
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The Save Rubyyy Jones Revue
On the 2nd November, Annie Player and I sauntered off to the Save Rubyyy Jones Revue, at The World’s End in Finsbury Park. And wouldn’t you know it, I just happened to have a camera. So here are 131...
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